Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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