so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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