Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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