How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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