He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize