White coat. Heels.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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