Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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