Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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