For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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