White coat. Heels.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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