Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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