Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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