Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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