Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.