Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
that's an acceptable place to lick
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.