Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(604): View more from British Columbia

My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar

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(240): View more from Maryland

Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?

(732): View more from New Jersey

like it was yesterday

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(256): View more from Alabama

Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?

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(646): View more from New York

why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?

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(613): View more from Ontario

I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.

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(802): View more from Vermont

laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?

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(573): View more from Missouri

Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals

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(630): View more from Illinois

I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.

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