Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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