So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
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