I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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