Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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