my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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