My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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