where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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