Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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