Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.