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who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool

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(949): who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool http://tfl.nu/a4ly

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Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.

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(203): Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess. http://tfl.nu/gcqa

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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong

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(720): Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong http://tfl.nu/wxwn

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She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...

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(717): She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands... http://tfl.nu/ij5g

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so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.

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(864): so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence. http://tfl.nu/nvim

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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.

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(860): Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip. http://tfl.nu/41tx

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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.

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(435): I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs. http://tfl.nu/z5mq

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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.

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(520): Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded. http://tfl.nu/om7e

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She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.

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(912): She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone. http://tfl.nu/cxjj

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Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult

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(813): Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult http://tfl.nu/ufyx

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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life

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.....a litte

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(302): are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life (860): .....a litte http://tfl.nu/slo9

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I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.

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(412): I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral. http://tfl.nu/cumu

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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.

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(203): You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you. http://tfl.nu/720l

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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick

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(951): Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick http://tfl.nu/e46p

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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.

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(309): He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys. http://tfl.nu/x76x

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