Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I heard we made out
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it