Its about making memories worth repressing
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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