is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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