So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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