She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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