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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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