Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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