I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
