Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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