You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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