isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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