This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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