I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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