youre lurking in front of me
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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