i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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