moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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