she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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