Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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