carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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