I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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