Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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