I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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