The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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