Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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