i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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