Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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