she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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