Do you still have your period?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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