Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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