i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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