She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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