covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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