Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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