The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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